Oh hi! It’s been a while, I know. Can you believe that with COVID cancelling Eurovision, I didn’t feel like…
The Eurovision Movie: A Musical Reference Explainer
Oh hai new Eurovision fan! I’m glad that you enjoyed the Netflix Eurovision movie. It was funny, wasn’t it? But…
Songs of the Summer – F3M’s In the Sauna
We’re doing a roundup of the Songs of the Summer that are being released by Eurovision artists. And one that…
Songs of the Summer: Lil Benji Ingrosso’s SHAMPOO
Oh hey! We didn’t have a Eurovision and I spend all my time on my (very comfortable) sofa and this…
When Tom Met Uku
It’s the bromance we’ll never have… [We open in sunny Rotterdam, where tulips line the streets, and zoom in on…
IT’S NOT EUROVISION DAY AND HOW AM I STILL SO BUSY Rankings 10 to 1
Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of…
WOW WE COULD ALL BE DRUNK IN ROTTERDAM RIGHT NOW WEEK CONTINUES (Places 20 to 11)
Am I bitter? Look, I know that the headline for this post SOUNDS bitter, but I’m not really. I’m just…
Oh fools! You let me talk about Eurovision!
The talented and charming and funny Time for Cakes and Ale invited me onto their podcast to talk about Eurovision.…
HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21
Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist,…
IT’S HALFHEARTED EUROVISION WEEK, EVERYONE! (Rankings 41-31)
Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m…