Norway – Shut Up and what a waste of a good song

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have … More

Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which … More

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More