2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More
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Spain – SloMo by Chanel
THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More
Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta
Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More
Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi
Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More
Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs
So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More
Romania – Llamame by WRS
Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More
Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke
There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More
San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro
Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More
Austria – Halo by Lum!x featuring Pia Maria
We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More
Moldova – Trenuleţul by Zdob şi Zdub
MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More