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France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

banger, better than your celtic tattoo, breton, france, fulenn, play this at your next orgy

Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

banger, chanel, please more of this, slomo, spain, the second coming of pop divas, total package

Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

banger, gorgeous, HIGH ART, in corpore sano, konstrakta, no seriously this should win, serbia

Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

banger, czech republic, czechia, lights off, we are domi

Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

banger, cornelia jakobs, hold me closer, sweden, why am i sobbing

Romania – Llamame by WRS

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

baila baila, banger, llamame, ola mi bebebe, romania, wrs

Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

banger, Brooke, glowup, ireland, kissoff, love this so much for her, that’s rich

San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

achille lauro, banger, chaos, genius, must watch, san marino, sanremo, who knows what will happen

Austria – Halo by Lum!x featuring Pia Maria

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More

austria, banger, girlboss gaslight gatekeep, halo, lum!x, pia maria, robot banger

Moldova – Trenuleţul by Zdob şi Zdub

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More

banger, choo choo, dad rock but in a good way, moldova, party rock anthem, ramones, trenetul, Zdob şi Zdub

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