France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More