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Norway – Shut Up and what a waste of a good song

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have … More

banger, ella, norway, so sorry, waist, what a waste

Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

actually autistic, banger, I feel seen, joseph june, lithuania, pabandom is naujo, vacuum

Lithuania – Ruta Mur So Low

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which … More

banger, lithuania, MOAR MOAR MOAR, pabandom is naujo, ruta mur, so low, synth masterpiece

Latvia – Markus Riva Forever

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More

banger, forever, just send him already, ken doll, Latvia, markus riva, supernova

France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

banger, better than your celtic tattoo, breton, france, fulenn, play this at your next orgy

Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

banger, chanel, please more of this, slomo, spain, the second coming of pop divas, total package

Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

banger, gorgeous, HIGH ART, in corpore sano, konstrakta, no seriously this should win, serbia

Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

banger, czech republic, czechia, lights off, we are domi

Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

banger, cornelia jakobs, hold me closer, sweden, why am i sobbing

Romania – Llamame by WRS

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

baila baila, banger, llamame, ola mi bebebe, romania, wrs

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