Semifinal 1: SHOW GUIDE for LOCALS

Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created … More

Take a deep breath and touch grass

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

So earlier this week Pornhub released its annual “insights” from the Eurovision Song Contest, which bascially boils down to “People … More

Outside of Eurovision, one of my major hobbies has been trying to get a diagnosis for assorted mental health issues … More

In the Eurovision fandom, Natalia Gordienko’s Sugar is a critic-proof song. No one can like it or hate it because … More

One of the joys of this year’s Melodifestivalen was the emergence of the pop princess Malou Prytz, who went Direkt … More

So I’ve been kind of burnt out the past week, which explains the lack of blogging time – although I’ve … More

You know who else is in semifinal 1? Kate Miller-Heidtke, who is sandwiched between Eliot and Hatari. I like this … More

My god this weekend is going to be ridiculous. If you’ve got to tune into some final, should you bother … More

So I am a huge fan of Mr. Gerbear’s Eurovision themed Valentines, and shared them with the residents of Dudepoints … More