A Final Message for the Haters (and Hate Watchers)

It’s Eurovision final day, the culmination of months and months of hard work and training for artists, or, as many … More

Germany: Lord of the Lost and Blood and Glitter

Germany, THANK YOU. This year’s German selection had a wildcard finalist who was basically a shock-jock bringing a joke song. … More

This year Armenia is sending Brunette with a song that’s … well, I am not sure it’s a song. It’s … More

This year, Lithuania Sorry, Monika Linkyte. I’m still not over it. I know it’s not your fault that Pabandom Is … More

Eurovision in Albania means three things: And this year, Albania has once again fulfilled their expected brief (and more!) with … More

*Sigh* I really wish we could scrub the term “female empowerment” from Eurovision. Sure, it sometimes has relevance, like that … More

I feel sorry for Wild Youth. They are an arena rock band that has somehow landed in the middle of … More

Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created … More

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

So earlier this week Pornhub released its annual “insights” from the Eurovision Song Contest, which bascially boils down to “People … More