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Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

actually autistic, banger, I feel seen, joseph june, lithuania, pabandom is naujo, vacuum

Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is … More

death to electroswing, nmgp, norway, prohibition, swing'it

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More

your primer for every second of action

Norway – Give that Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer

“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More

banger i guess, give that wolf a banana, norway, not as funny as they think they are, subwoolfer

Switzerland – Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

boys do cry, marius bear, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, sadboi, switzerland

Lithuania – Sentimentai by Monika Liu

Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More

but will the locals get it?, classy, lithuania, monika liu, retro, senimentai, wonderful

Latvia – Eat Your Salad – Citi Zeni

I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More

banger, citi zeni, eat your salad, fun!, Latvia, so good, top 5

Albania: Sekret by Ronela Hajati

Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More

albania, banger, ethnic banger, ronela hajati, SHE DID THAT

Take a deep breath and touch grass

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

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Erica Jennings and her post-divorce body-ody-ody

Why Pabandom Is Naujo is not good, and why Pabandom Is Naujo is great.

Remember in 2020, when Eurovizijos Atranka rebranded as Pabandom Is Naujo, and we had a magical six weeks of entrancing … More

elonas pokanevic, erica jennings, joseph june, lithuania, mary mo, pabandom is naujo, voldemars petersons

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