Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is … More

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More

“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More

I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More

Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

Remember in 2020, when Eurovizijos Atranka rebranded as Pabandom Is Naujo, and we had a magical six weeks of entrancing … More