Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More
Category: incisive commentary
Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?
Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is … More
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More
Norway – Give that Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer
“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More
Switzerland – Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More
Lithuania – Sentimentai by Monika Liu
Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More
Latvia – Eat Your Salad – Citi Zeni
I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More
Albania: Sekret by Ronela Hajati
Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More
Take a deep breath and touch grass
People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More
Why Pabandom Is Naujo is not good, and why Pabandom Is Naujo is great.
Remember in 2020, when Eurovizijos Atranka rebranded as Pabandom Is Naujo, and we had a magical six weeks of entrancing … More