TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More

Norway – Give that Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer

“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More

I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More

Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

Remember in 2020, when Eurovizijos Atranka rebranded as Pabandom Is Naujo, and we had a magical six weeks of entrancing … More

Well! That was quite the evening! I’ve got a lot of broader thoughts about the show which are to come. … More

Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More