Songs of the Summer – F3M’s In the Sauna

We’re doing a roundup of the Songs of the Summer that are being released by Eurovision artists. And one that … More

HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21

Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist, … More

Beard Bracket Matchup 2 – Finland vs. Georgia!

Yes, yes, yes, I know that I’m being inconsistent with my titles but I can’t fit the full name of … More

Finland – Look Away

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

Finland – UMK Final Predictions

I’m going out on a limb, I know, but I feel pretty confident in predicting that DARUDE will win Finland’s … More

Finland – Look Away

Darude and his buddy Sebastian have come out with their third song for the UMK competition, called Look Away: https://yle.fi/aihe/artikkeli/2019/02/21/ensiesityksessa-darude-feat-sebastian-rejman-look-away-hatahuuto-maailman … More

Finland – Superman

So Darude and Sebastian have released their second song, which is a vast improvement over Release Me. As many have … More

Finland – Release Me

So Darude and Sebastian Rejman (it would be da-RUDE of me not to mention the singer, ha ha ha) just … More

Poland and Finland – Wild Eyes

I have so many questions this morning. How did I miss this absolutely gorgeous collaboration between Poland’s Kasia Mos and … More

Finland- Maradona (en Espanol)

I had no idea that every four years, the European pop music market was glutted with vaguely Latin-themed dance songs … More