Denmark, you ALMOST had it right. We all know that Eurovision songs have a strict time limit. Three minutes and … More
Tag: banger-ish
Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić
Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More
Estonia – Love Ain’t Gone
When xtra basic and Emily J came on the scene at Eesti Laul earlier this year, I said a small … More
France – Vomi Noir
Hey! Remember Twin Twin, those loveable scamps who represented France in the 2014 Eurovision song contest with the goofy bop … More
Belarus – Like It
Okay, given that we’re less than two months out, I guess it’s time for me to start doing proper reviews … More
Germany – Sister, or why I actually like the feminist message of this entry
So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More
Dudepoints Presents: The Investigations Desk
After some initial promising entries, I’ve been bemoaning the lack of bangers in Eurovision 2019, but with a recent glut … More
Australia – On My Way
It wasn’t until this week that I had a good chance to sit down and listen to Sheppard’s On My … More