Denmark – The Show with Reddi

Denmark, you ALMOST had it right. We all know that Eurovision songs have a strict time limit. Three minutes and … More

Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić

Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More

When xtra basic and Emily J came on the scene at Eesti Laul earlier this year, I said a small … More

Hey! Remember Twin Twin, those loveable scamps who represented France in the 2014 Eurovision song contest with the goofy bop … More

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

Okay, given that we’re less than two months out, I guess it’s time for me to start doing proper reviews … More

So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More

After some initial promising entries, I’ve been bemoaning the lack of bangers in Eurovision 2019, but with a recent glut … More

So Darude and Sebastian have released their second song, which is a vast improvement over Release Me. As many have … More

It wasn’t until this week that I had a good chance to sit down and listen to Sheppard’s On My … More