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Armenia – Snap by Rosa Linn

Okay, before I get to reviewing Snap by Rosa Linn, I’d like us all to take a moment to pour … More

acoustic, armenia, athena, can't hear snap anymore without this, chains on you, cute, mellow, rosa linn, snap

Norway – Give that Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer

“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More

banger i guess, give that wolf a banana, norway, not as funny as they think they are, subwoolfer

Greece – Die Together by Amanda Tenfjord

OH MY GOD THE ANGST I am not the target audience for this song. I am an old, and while … More

amanda tenfjord, ANGST, Angstmanda Tenfjord, beautiful but meh, die together, greece

Iceland – Með Hækkandi Sól by Systur

Did you hear Portugal’s song and think, “Wow, I really like this vibe, but could use a little more yeehaw?” … More

Fuckboys they keep me dry like an umbrella, hush hush sweet charlotte, iceland, Með Hækkandi Sól, mellow, Reykjavíkurdætur, sleepy, systur, turn this around

Austria – Halo by Lum!x featuring Pia Maria

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More

austria, banger, girlboss gaslight gatekeep, halo, lum!x, pia maria, robot banger

Denmark – The Show with Reddi

Denmark, you ALMOST had it right. We all know that Eurovision songs have a strict time limit. Three minutes and … More

banger-ish, denmark, oooooh that drummer, pop punk, reddi, the show

Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić

Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More

acoustic guitar but somehow okay, banger-ish, croatia, crotaytay, guilty pleasure, mia dimsic, not what the title says

Portugal – Saudade by Maro

Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a … More

ambien, ballad, maro, portugal, saudade, witches

Moldova – Trenuleţul by Zdob şi Zdub

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More

banger, choo choo, dad rock but in a good way, moldova, party rock anthem, ramones, trenetul, Zdob şi Zdub

The Netherlands – De Diepte by S10

Here’s my disclaimer: As a certified banger slut, I generally hate any song that’s under 120 BPM. I believe Eurovision … More

de dipete, ethereal, i hate ballads but love this song, S10, sad girl, the netherlands

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