So Semifinal One has just ended and I have takes as HOT as the pyro curtain used by La Zarra: … More
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Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More
Moldova: Pasha Parfeni and Soarele şi Luna
Moldova is the party song capital of Europe. They’ve given us Sunstroke Project, Zdob si Zdub, and Do Re Dos. … More
Finland: Käärijä and Cha Cha Cha
Is Käärijä review-proof? I mean, this is a man whose music reflects his mantra of “It’s Crazy. It’s Party.” And … More
Netherlands: Mia and Dion and Burning Daylight
Duncan Laurence’s Arcade is a Eurovision winner I just did not get. It was 2019; I was living in a … More
Czechia: Vesna and My Sister’s Crown
OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s … More
Serbia: Luke Black and Samo Mi Se Spava
I woke up with a migraine this morning, and while the pain is largely gone, I’m now in the stage … More
Latvia: Sudden Lights and Aija
The great thing about Eurovision 2023 is that there is literally something for everyone. Metal? YUP! Sadbois? YUP! Big-voiced divas? … More
Norway: Alessandra and Queen of Kings
I was at a party of nerds this weekend, and whenever I asked people about their favourite Eurovision act this … More
Azerbaijan: TuralTuranX and Tell Me More
There’s a lot to like about TuralTuranX’s Tell Me More. The whole thing has a retro-90s jingle jangle guitar quality, … More