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Semifinal One: What did we learn?

So Semifinal One has just ended and I have takes as HOT as the pyro curtain used by La Zarra: … More

hot take, semi 1

Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More

everything

Moldova: Pasha Parfeni and Soarele şi Luna

Moldova is the party song capital of Europe. They’ve given us Sunstroke Project, Zdob si Zdub, and Do Re Dos. … More

banger, fix the staging, moldova, pasha parfeni, soarele si luna, what a mess

Finland: Käärijä and Cha Cha Cha

Is Käärijä review-proof? I mean, this is a man whose music reflects his mantra of “It’s Crazy. It’s Party.” And … More

Netherlands: Mia and Dion and Burning Daylight

Duncan Laurence’s Arcade is a Eurovision winner I just did not get. It was 2019; I was living in a … More

ballad I actually like, banger, burning daylight, dion cooper, duncan laurence, mia nicolai, soaring, the netherlands, will make me cry in the arena

Czechia: Vesna and My Sister’s Crown

OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s … More

czechia, eurovision hates nuance, feminism, identity, intersectionality, my sister's crown, sisterhood, vesna

Serbia: Luke Black and Samo Mi Se Spava

I woke up with a migraine this morning, and while the pain is largely gone, I’m now in the stage … More

konstrakta chose well, luke black, moar pls, samo mi se spava, serbia, the best kind of pretentious, tumblr grows up

Latvia: Sudden Lights and Aija

The great thing about Eurovision 2023 is that there is literally something for everyone. Metal? YUP! Sadbois? YUP! Big-voiced divas? … More

aija, banger-ish, good just not great, Latvia, meh, not my thing sorry, okay, sudden lights

Norway: Alessandra and Queen of Kings

I was at a party of nerds this weekend, and whenever I asked people about their favourite Eurovision act this … More

alessandra, banger, fantasy novel on the dance floor, game of thrones, norway, queen of kings, SHE DID THAT, video game

Azerbaijan: TuralTuranX and Tell Me More

There’s a lot to like about TuralTuranX’s Tell Me More. The whole thing has a retro-90s jingle jangle guitar quality, … More

azerbaijan, banger somehow, britpop, manic pixie dream boy, tural, turalturanx, turan

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