Portugal gonna Portugal. I mean that as a compliment. The entire nation has a vibe that seems to exist out … More
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Portugal – Saudade by Maro
Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a … More
HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21
Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist, … More
Beard bracket 6: Conan vs. Sergey
Conan: I really don’t see how anyone can beat Conan Osiris. Usually, his beard looks like this: (taken from the … More
Portugal – Festival da Cancao final predictions
Portugal’s entries tend to fall into two categories – the melodic lullabys, and then the truly strange. It’s clear which … More
What to watch tonight
So after last night’s Unser Lied fur Israel shock win by S!sters (god this is going to ruin my spell … More
Portugal – Festival da Canção Semi 2 Preview!
So last week, the Disney song won the jury, but the weirdo song (and fan favorite) won the televote. What’s … More
Portugal – Festival da Canção Semi 1 Preview
Oh my god, how many shows are on tonight? I’m running out of time and energy. Festival da Canção has … More
Portugal – Festival da Canção Roundup
On Sunday night, Spain chose the most crowd-pleasing banger. I mean, it’s real hand-clapping, foot-stomping stuff. So on Monday, I … More
Portugal – Cerca del Mar
pSo everybody’s favourite jazz hep cat Salvador Sobral has returned with a post-Eurovision, post-surgery, post-dissing Netta song. And it’s a … More