HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21

Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist, … More

Beard bracket 6: Conan vs. Sergey

Conan: I really don’t see how anyone can beat Conan Osiris. Usually, his beard looks like this: (taken from the … More

Portugal’s entries tend to fall into two categories – the melodic lullabys, and then the truly strange. It’s clear which … More

So after last night’s Unser Lied fur Israel shock win by S!sters (god this is going to ruin my spell … More

So last week, the Disney song won the jury, but the weirdo song (and fan favorite) won the televote. What’s … More

Oh my god, how many shows are on tonight? I’m running out of time and energy. Festival da Canção has … More

On Sunday night, Spain chose the most crowd-pleasing banger. I mean, it’s real hand-clapping, foot-stomping stuff. So on Monday, I … More

pSo everybody’s favourite jazz hep cat Salvador Sobral has returned with a post-Eurovision, post-surgery, post-dissing Netta song. And it’s a … More

So it’s World Cup season, and that means it’s time for Eurovision stars of yore to appear in the quadrennial … More

While the love story that’s received the most press of the contest this year is Alfred and Almaia from Spain, … More