Spain – Voy A Quedarme (aka the Blas Canto School of Romantic Literature)

Fine, let’s get the Eurovision-y stuff out of the way: Blas Canto released a balled called Voy A Quedarme. It’s … More

Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it

So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More

So I’ve just listened to the song that the UK is supposedly announcing for Eurovision tomorrow. this is apparently the … More

EVENING – THE ELYSEE PALACE President Emmanuel Macron sits in front of a roaring fire, re-reading a biography of Charles … More

This year, having built up my stamina as a Eurovision fan, I decided to go full San Remo. (At least … More

Over the past week, there’s been a flurry of activity on the interwebs about who the UK entry might be, … More

So in the end, it all comes down to this. 26 songs. One amazing interval act. And Madonna. I’ve already … More

I’ve been warming to Michael Rice throughout Eurovision season. I mean, his song is the type of Christmas season treacle … More

So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More

So RUV finally put up all their videos from Songvakeppnin so I can catch up, and yet, somehow, the only … More