Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More
Category: big five
Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco
THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More
France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez
2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More
Spain – SloMo by Chanel
THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More
United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder
First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More
Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris
Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More
Dudepoints answers: Why not Finland?
Well! That was quite the evening! I’ve got a lot of broader thoughts about the show which are to come. … More
The Dudepoints Guide to Eurovision 2021
Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More
The Unbearable Rightness of Italy
If, in September, you had asked me: What would you ideal Eurovision entry be for 2021, I would have said … More
Spain – Voy A Quedarme (aka the Blas Canto School of Romantic Literature)
Fine, let’s get the Eurovision-y stuff out of the way: Blas Canto released a balled called Voy A Quedarme. It’s … More