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Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE

Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More

Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco

THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More

art, blanco, brividi, i can't gush about this enough, mahmood, poetry, tears, THIS is how you sadboi

France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

banger, better than your celtic tattoo, breton, france, fulenn, play this at your next orgy

Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

banger, chanel, please more of this, slomo, spain, the second coming of pop divas, total package

United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

a sadboi ballad but somehow still good?, ballad, sadboi, sam ryder, spaceman, those vocals, united kingdom, wow this is good

Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris

 Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

germany, lin malik miranda, malik harris, meh-lik harris, oh god i'm old, rockstars

Dudepoints answers: Why not Finland?

Well! That was quite the evening! I’ve got a lot of broader thoughts about the show which are to come. … More

blind channel, dark side, maneskin, zitti e buoni

The Dudepoints Guide to Eurovision 2021

Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More

The Unbearable Rightness of Italy

If, in September, you had asked me: What would you ideal Eurovision entry be for 2021, I would have said … More

bad boy, bad girl, incoherent, italy, Måneskin, sexy, shut up and good, transcendent, zitti e buoni

Spain – Voy A Quedarme (aka the Blas Canto School of Romantic Literature)

Fine, let’s get the Eurovision-y stuff out of the way: Blas Canto released a balled called Voy A Quedarme. It’s … More

ballad, blas canto, not my thing so make your own mind up?, ok i guess, sadboi, voy a quedarme

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