Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE

Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More

Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco

THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

Well! That was quite the evening! I’ve got a lot of broader thoughts about the show which are to come. … More

Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More

If, in September, you had asked me: What would you ideal Eurovision entry be for 2021, I would have said … More

Fine, let’s get the Eurovision-y stuff out of the way: Blas Canto released a balled called Voy A Quedarme. It’s … More