IT’S NOT EUROVISION DAY AND HOW AM I STILL SO BUSY Rankings 10 to 1

Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of … More

Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it

So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More

So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More

Eurovision has a lot of ‘your fave is problematic’ moments, and perhaps none are encapsulated better than Germany’s 1979 entry, … More

This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find … More