Germany, THANK YOU. This year’s German selection had a wildcard finalist who was basically a shock-jock bringing a joke song. … More
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Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris
Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More
IT’S NOT EUROVISION DAY AND HOW AM I STILL SO BUSY Rankings 10 to 1
Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of … More
Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it
So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More
Germany – Sister, or why I actually like the feminist message of this entry
So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More
Germany – Moskau
Eurovision has a lot of ‘your fave is problematic’ moments, and perhaps none are encapsulated better than Germany’s 1979 entry, … More
Germany – You Let Me Walk Alone
This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find … More
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