Russia – I Won’t Break

Julia Samoylova is being used, and Russia should be ashamed. Samoylova is the contestant who was chosen by Russia last … More

Romania – Goodbye

As I said in the review of Croatia, 43 songs is a LOT of songs. A LOT. And some are … More

This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find … More

FYR Macedonia is 3/4 of a good song. It’s got a lovely, lilting vocal, some wonderful soaring bits, a danceable … More

Zibbz – they’re siblings, GET IT? – have come to Eurovision with a Coachella wardrobe and a rock song called … More

Last year, Armenia sent the absolute queen Artsvik with a ethnosynth number that made me feel all sorts of warm … More

Albania’s Eurovision qualifier is the first of the season, so we’ve been listening to Eugent Bushpepa’s Mall for months and … More

So Ari Olafsson is your chance for the first pee break of the night. Ari Olafsson is a Nice Boy. … More