Julia Samoylova is being used, and Russia should be ashamed. Samoylova is the contestant who was chosen by Russia last … More
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Romania – Goodbye
As I said in the review of Croatia, 43 songs is a LOT of songs. A LOT. And some are … More
Germany – You Let Me Walk Alone
This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find … More
FYR Macedonia – Lost and Found
FYR Macedonia is 3/4 of a good song. It’s got a lovely, lilting vocal, some wonderful soaring bits, a danceable … More
Switzerland – Stones
Zibbz – they’re siblings, GET IT? – have come to Eurovision with a Coachella wardrobe and a rock song called … More
Armenia – Qami
Last year, Armenia sent the absolute queen Artsvik with a ethnosynth number that made me feel all sorts of warm … More
Albania – Mall
Albania’s Eurovision qualifier is the first of the season, so we’ve been listening to Eugent Bushpepa’s Mall for months and … More
Iceland – Our Choice
So Ari Olafsson is your chance for the first pee break of the night. Ari Olafsson is a Nice Boy. … More