Semifinal 1 – Late Night Takes!

Late night takes! (Not to be confused with Kjethu Tokes!) I’m so tired and am reeling from the events of … More

SEMIFINAL ONE ROUNDUP! (Not like it’s late or anything!)

Hello Eurovision fans and those of you who aren’t Eurovision fans but know me socially and feel obligated to pretend … More

Okay, so Serhat is like the wonderful cuddly (and sexy) mascot of the entire Eurovision community. The outside world may … More

We’re going to get a solid indie block at Semifinal one, with Poland, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic all taking … More

I know that the semi-final draw is random, and that it took place long before this song was released, but … More

Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

So this weekend, I was in Estonia (which is why there has been a lull in posts) watching all manner … More

Continuing our trawl through Semifinal 1, it’s time to look at Serbia’s entry Kruna: Nevena, forgive me. I know that … More

In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1 for official reviews, I’ve landed on Montenegro, with the song Heaven by the … More