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Semifinal 1 – Late Night Takes!

Late night takes! (Not to be confused with Kjethu Tokes!) I’m so tired and am reeling from the events of … More

losers, ties, winners

SEMIFINAL ONE ROUNDUP! (Not like it’s late or anything!)

Hello Eurovision fans and those of you who aren’t Eurovision fans but know me socially and feel obligated to pretend … More

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San Marino – Say Na Na Na

Okay, so Serhat is like the wonderful cuddly (and sexy) mascot of the entire Eurovision community. The outside world may … More

#serhat4saturday, Our Leader, san marino, say na na na, Serhat, world's sexiest dentist, Zaddy

Slovenia – Sebi

We’re going to get a solid indie block at Semifinal one, with Poland, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic all taking … More

eurovision and chill, i'm so sorry I didn't realise this room was occupied!, low-key banger, sebi, slovenia, too cool for life

Cyprus – Replay

I know that the semi-final draw is random, and that it took place long before this song was released, but … More

bangity bang bang bang, cyprus, it bangs, replay, sexual power, tamta, yasssssss, you go girl

Greece – Better Love

Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More

better love, greece, i just want mooooooooore, katherine duska, lovely voice, meh, pink, pleasant

Finland – Look Away

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

banger-ish, darude, finland, is there a message?, look away, meh, no seriously you can look away, sebastian rejman

Estonia – Storm

So this weekend, I was in Estonia (which is why there has been a lull in posts) watching all manner … More

bland, bland like a boiled pudding, comforting like mashed potatoes, eesti laul, estonia, god help me i like it, manbland, storm, victor crone

Serbia – Kruna

Continuing our trawl through Semifinal 1, it’s time to look at Serbia’s entry Kruna: Nevena, forgive me. I know that … More

bathroom break, big dress, big voice lady, kruna, nevena bozovic, power ballad, serbia, snoozer, thanks sweetie

Montenegro – Heaven

In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1 for official reviews, I’ve landed on Montenegro, with the song Heaven by the … More

D mol, emoooooootion!, heaven, is someone going to get hurt?, meh, montenegro, theaterrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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