Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More
Category: semifinal1
Portugal – Saudade by Maro
Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a … More
Bulgaria – Intention by Intelligent Music Project
So in my last review, I commended a band for having a song that appealed to people of all ages. … More
Ukraine – Stefania by Kalush Orchestra
Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More
Slovenia – Disko by LPS
LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More
Switzerland – Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More
Lithuania – Sentimentai by Monika Liu
Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More
Albania: Sekret by Ronela Hajati
Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More
Before the final…a moment
Okay, as you read this post, I’m going to need all of you to read it with this song playing … More
The Dudepoints Guide to Eurovision 2021
Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More