Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić

Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More

Portugal – Saudade by Maro

Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a … More

So in my last review, I commended a band for having a song that appealed to people of all ages. … More

Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More

LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More

Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More

Okay, as you read this post, I’m going to need all of you to read it with this song playing … More

Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More