WOW WE COULD ALL BE DRUNK IN ROTTERDAM RIGHT NOW WEEK CONTINUES (Places 20 to 11)

Am I bitter? Look, I know that the headline for this post SOUNDS bitter, but I’m not really. I’m just … More

IT’S HALFHEARTED EUROVISION WEEK, EVERYONE! (Rankings 41-31)

Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More