When Tom Met Uku

It’s the bromance we’ll never have… [We open in sunny Rotterdam, where tulips line the streets, and zoom in on … More

IT’S NOT EUROVISION DAY AND HOW AM I STILL SO BUSY Rankings 10 to 1

Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of … More

WOW WE COULD ALL BE DRUNK IN ROTTERDAM RIGHT NOW WEEK CONTINUES (Places 20 to 11)

Am I bitter? Look, I know that the headline for this post SOUNDS bitter, but I’m not really. I’m just … More

Oh fools! You let me talk about Eurovision!

The talented and charming and funny Time for Cakes and Ale invited me onto their podcast to talk about Eurovision. … More

HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21

Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist, … More

IT’S HALFHEARTED EUROVISION WEEK, EVERYONE! (Rankings 41-31)

Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More

Thank you, National Final Season!

It’s been a pretty bleak couple of days, what with racists/bots/trolls popping up in the fandom, an interminable wait for … More

What propaganda has Tornike been listening to?

So I finally got around to listening to Tornike Kipiani’s Take Me as I Am, and the first thing I … More

In defense of Uku Suviste (and, by extension, Tom Leeb)

Over the weekend, in what was apparently a highly controversial decision, Uku Suviste won Eesti Laul. Suviste is bringing the … More

Where’s Robin?

Earlier today, Robin Bengtsson dropped his video for Take A Chance on Me, which was filmed in London a few … More