Watergun: A Damp Squib

So Switzerland, a country so committed to neutrality that it hasn’t been involved in an international conflict for more than … More

Switzerland – Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More

Okay, so instead of completely slaying the crowd in Tel Aviv, as would have been right and proper, Maruv has … More

Okay, so Switzerland has released the thirteen songs competing to represent the nation at the next Eurovision. I’ve already covered … More

Oh my goodness! The first potential songs of Eurovision 2019 are here! And one of them is by Sebalter, the … More

I thought the end of Eurovision 2018 meant I wouldn’t have to think about Zibbz anymore. Do I have to … More

First of all, shame on all of you Eurovision voters for letting this piece of batshit magic fall by the … More

Zibbz – they’re siblings, GET IT? – have come to Eurovision with a Coachella wardrobe and a rock song called … More