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TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More

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TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT – part 1

Tonight! It’s the Eurovision final! And yes, Eurovision watcher, it’s going to be a fun night! But not really! Because … More

eurovision, not a deep analysis, quick tips

Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE

Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More

Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco

THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More

art, blanco, brividi, i can't gush about this enough, mahmood, poetry, tears, THIS is how you sadboi

France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

banger, better than your celtic tattoo, breton, france, fulenn, play this at your next orgy

Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

banger, chanel, please more of this, slomo, spain, the second coming of pop divas, total package

United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

a sadboi ballad but somehow still good?, ballad, sadboi, sam ryder, spaceman, those vocals, united kingdom, wow this is good

Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris

 Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

germany, lin malik miranda, malik harris, meh-lik harris, oh god i'm old, rockstars

Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

banger, gorgeous, HIGH ART, in corpore sano, konstrakta, no seriously this should win, serbia

Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

banger, czech republic, czechia, lights off, we are domi

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