Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More
Category: omg 2022 already
TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT – part 1
Tonight! It’s the Eurovision final! And yes, Eurovision watcher, it’s going to be a fun night! But not really! Because … More
Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE
Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More
Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco
THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More
France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez
2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More
Spain – SloMo by Chanel
THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More
United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder
First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More
Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris
Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More
Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta
Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More
Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi
Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More