Semifinal 2: Late night thoughts

So what did we learn from Semifinal 2? Unlike Noah’s ark, Eurovision has a ‘one in’ policy Two sadboi balladeers? … More

Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More

First of all, let me tell you why you’ll love Gustaph’s Because of You. It is a Grade A certified … More

So, first of all, let’s make it clear that the title of Victor Vernicos’s song is What They Say and … More

The progressive metal band Voyager are representing Australia this year with their song Promise, a riff-shredding pop delight. I worry … More

Georgia is rapidly getting a reputation as a country that does not send what is expected. Tornike Kipiani’s serial killer … More

Jesus. What can I say about Piqued Jacks? I mean, it’s not their fault that I have to link to … More

Iceland has sent some of my favourite ever acts to the competition: Hatari, Dadi Freyr, Silvia Night. But Dilja’s Power … More

Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when … More

I think we’ve established by now that, by Eurovision standards, I am an old, withered crone, a husk of a … More