Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

Cyprus – Ela by Andromache

Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More

Oh my goodness, another empowerment anthem in this semi? Who programmed this running order? But – no pun intended – … More

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More

Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More

I know I am supposed to be doing these in semiorder, but I have a LOT of thoughts about Serbia … More

Congratulations to Michael Ben David, winner of Israel’s Drag Race! You slayed to get that crown, hunty! Look, by all … More

Semifinal 2 starts with a bang with The Rasmus, the once goth emo darlings who made it big with the … More

Okay, as you read this post, I’m going to need all of you to read it with this song playing … More