Poland – River by Ochman

Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher … More

Romania – Llamame by WRS

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to … More

Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia … More

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More

Oh my goodness, another empowerment anthem in this semi? Who programmed this running order? But – no pun intended – … More

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More

Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More