Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher … More
Category: semifinal 2
Romania – Llamame by WRS
Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More
Estonia – Hope by Stefan
YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to … More
North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea
Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia … More
Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke
There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More
Cyprus – Ela by Andromache
Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More
Australia – Not the Same with Sheldon Riley
Oh my goodness, another empowerment anthem in this semi? Who programmed this running order? But – no pun intended – … More
San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro
Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More
Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat
I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More
Georgia – Lock Me In with Circus Mircus
Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More