It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here!
Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide to Eurovision 2023. Yes, there’s no consistency on whether I’m using British or American English. Yes, some songs are in quotes while others aren’t. Yes, I can’t decide whether or not to add full stops to my list items.
Ignore all that – this is chock full of content that you’re not going to get anywhere else, unless you want to invest six months of your life obsessively checking Twitter, Reddit and Discord. (Hello to my fellow terminally online people! I see you and appreciate you!)
If you like this, please share with your friends. If you hate it, I’m sure you’ll let me know. But most importantly, enjoy Eurovision! It’s a great vintage this year!