Norway – Shut Up and what a waste of a good song

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have … More

Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is … More

Estonia – Neon Letters & Maiko – Tokimeki

Let us all raise a glass to one of the veriest bops of the Eurovision season: Tokimeki by Neon Letters … More

Norway – Rasmus Thall, Tresko

Rasmus Thall is DUMB. I mean that as the highest compliment, like when RuPaul calls something stupid. Because Norway doesn’t … More

Lithuania – Ruta Mur So Low

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which … More

Latvia – Markus Riva Forever

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More

Norway – Byron Williams Jr. and JOWST – Freaky for the Weekend

One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams … More

11 Reasons Why I LOVED Eurosong

So I’ve been in kind of a slump this Eurovision season. Ukraine’s National Final was (for obvious reasons) more somber … More

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More