TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT – part 1

Tonight! It’s the Eurovision final! And yes, Eurovision watcher, it’s going to be a fun night! But not really! Because … More

Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More

Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created … More

THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More