Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More
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IT’S HALFHEARTED EUROVISION WEEK, EVERYONE! (Rankings 41-31)
Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More
Cyprus – Replay
I know that the semi-final draw is random, and that it took place long before this song was released, but … More
Cyprus – Replay
OH THANK GOD. In the year of the Eurovision Male Ballad, I needed this horn-heavy, female-led dance banger. Do I … More
Cyprus – Caramela
It just seems cruel to give us a new release from the greatest hair artist in history, and yet deny … More
Cyprus – Fuego
Look, Fuego is a pure Eurovision banger, okay? It’s got a gorgeous woman belting out nonsense lyrics (you got me … More
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