North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea

Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia … More

Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat

I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More

Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More

Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1 for official reviews, I’ve landed on Montenegro, with the song Heaven by the … More

Have you ever gone to a party and everyone’s laughed at a joke and you don’t quite get it but … More

We’re getting into “eating too much ice cream will make you sick” territory, as the deadline for songs approaches and … More

Well, if there’s anything good about the Eurovision 2019 season, it’s going to be Belgium. From Loic to Laura to … More

*Sigh* *Sigh* I’m using a picture of SuRie to illustrate this post because I remember that when last year’s You … More