Greece – Better Love

Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More

Finland – Look Away

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1 for official reviews, I’ve landed on Montenegro, with the song Heaven by the … More

Have you ever gone to a party and everyone’s laughed at a joke and you don’t quite get it but … More

We’re getting into “eating too much ice cream will make you sick” territory, as the deadline for songs approaches and … More

Well, if there’s anything good about the Eurovision 2019 season, it’s going to be Belgium. From Loic to Laura to … More

*Sigh* *Sigh* I’m using a picture of SuRie to illustrate this post because I remember that when last year’s You … More

Look, if this is because I made fun of Portugal’s contestants yesterday, I apologize. I take it all back. Because … More

So Eurovizijios Atranka, Lithuania’s neverending slog of qualification, already had its first heat in early January. Before its second heat … More

Melovin, Melovin, why have you foresaken us? It’s almost Halloween. And yes, I know that earlier this year, you announced … More