Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when … More
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Latvia: Sudden Lights and Aija
The great thing about Eurovision 2023 is that there is literally something for everyone. Metal? YUP! Sadbois? YUP! Big-voiced divas? … More
Israel: Noa Kirel and Unicorn
*Sigh* I really wish we could scrub the term “female empowerment” from Eurovision. Sure, it sometimes has relevance, like that … More
North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea
Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia … More
Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat
I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More
Georgia – Lock Me In with Circus Mircus
Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More
Greece – Better Love
Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More
Montenegro – Heaven
In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1 for official reviews, I’ve landed on Montenegro, with the song Heaven by the … More
The Netherlands – Arcade
Have you ever gone to a party and everyone’s laughed at a joke and you don’t quite get it but … More