UK – Eurovision: You Decide!

Look, if this is because I made fun of Portugal’s contestants yesterday, I apologize. I take it all back. Because … More

Lithuania – Anyone

So Eurovizijios Atranka, Lithuania’s neverending slog of qualification, already had its first heat in early January. Before its second heat … More

Melovin, Melovin, why have you foresaken us? It’s almost Halloween. And yes, I know that earlier this year, you announced … More

I thought the end of Eurovision 2018 meant I wouldn’t have to think about Zibbz anymore. Do I have to … More

Benjamin, Benjamin, Benjamin. If you’re going to plaster my YouTube with advertisements that your new song – I Wouldn’t Know … More

In this year’s Melodifestivalen, one of my favorite songs was Sigrid Bernson’s Patrick Swayze. It was a prime example of … More

It’s New Music Friday in Sweden, and that means we have at least one former Melodifestivalen contestant lurking around. This … More

I am too cynical for Spain’s Alfred and Almaia. The two of them met on a Spanish reality television show … More

This year, Italy has sent Ermal Meta (of Albania descent) and Fabrizio Moro with a plea for peace that I … More

In my next life, I want to come back as Gromee. Gromee, pictured above, is the DJ behind this year’s … More