HEY IT’S EUROVISION SOMEWHERE WEEK! Rankings 30-21

Hello all! Despite us not going to Rotterdam, a lot of Eurovision stuff is still happening in the cultural zeitgeist, … More

In defense of Tore Petterson

So, last night was Norway’s Melodi Grand Prix Semifinal 2. I think it’s a truth generally acknowledged that there were … More

Oh yay! KEiiNO released an official video for Spirit in the Sky! No more relying on that badly-lit performance from … More

So without the spectre of RYBAK hanging over them, I’m really interested to see what will emerge from Norway’s Melodi … More

HOLLA! If you told me that the former lead singer of Turbonegro would be participating in the Norwegian Eurovision selection … More

Wow. Alexander Rybak has gone all Hollywood, doing a duet with that guy from Ant-Man. What? You don’t know which … More

Speaking of throwback retro acts, Alexander Rybak recently performed at the birthday celebrations of the Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden. … More

Okay, I promise to stop posting snark about Alexander Rybak shortly, but I just wanted to point out that he … More

Look, I love Fairytale as much as the next Eurostan, but I’m beginning to find something undeniably creepy about Rybak. … More

After watching a few seconds of his performance, Alexander Rybak might dredge up some memories for you – you’ve seen … More