Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

WOW WE COULD ALL BE DRUNK IN ROTTERDAM RIGHT NOW WEEK CONTINUES (Places 20 to 11)

Am I bitter? Look, I know that the headline for this post SOUNDS bitter, but I’m not really. I’m just … More

I should like All the Blood. It’s a song by a group with a ridiculous name – We Are Poop … More

Remember a couple of weeks ago, when we were all laughing at the number of Fuego clones in Eurovision? Well, … More

Damn it, Lake Malawi, I’m supposed to be listening to all the new music that’s coming out today and you … More

Mikolas Josef has released a new song, y’all. And it very much emphatically should not work: He’s still ripping off … More

So yesterday, the fantastic news came forth that Lake Malawi will be representing the Czech Republic (Czechia? Who knows?) in … More

Guys, guys, guys I cannot stop listening to this song. How did Lake Malawi manage to crystallize three minutes of … More

There are so many reasons I should hate Mikolas Josef’s “Lie to Me.” 1. It’s the smarmy Robin Thicke entry … More