I thought the end of Eurovision 2018 meant I wouldn’t have to think about Zibbz anymore.
Do I have to watch this video?
Let me see if Benjamin Ingrosso has released a new version of Dance You Off.
Okay, no, but that doesn’t mean I have to watch this video, right?
I mean, yes it is true that I run a Eurovision review blog, but it’s ZIBBZ we are talking about here, a band that never met a common word that they didn’t want to creatively misspell.
Look, I’ve linked to the video above so you can watch it if you want to, but remember when they staged a whole riot in a warehouse just to tell people to love each other? And did so while wearing the stupidest hats ever?
No offense, Gromee. Hey, Gromee, don’t you have anything new? You’re a DJ. It’s easy for you to release new beats. You just go into the studio and do some fish hands and find a Scandinavian pretty boy and voila! New music!
Oh wait, Gromee does have a new song out?
Hey, Zibbz, um, my friend just called, and it sounds like her cat needs to go to the hospital, because it uh, ate a bee, so I’m going to have to just step away from the keyboard for a bit to go see to this cat related emergency but I totally promise that when I get back the first thing I’m going to do is sit down and listen to your song, okay? Okay. Glad you understand.