Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it

So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More

I will be rolling my eyes at this song until My Last Breath

So I’ve just listened to the song that the UK is supposedly announcing for Eurovision tomorrow. this is apparently the … More

EVENING – THE ELYSEE PALACE President Emmanuel Macron sits in front of a roaring fire, re-reading a biography of Charles … More

This year, having built up my stamina as a Eurovision fan, I decided to go full San Remo. (At least … More

Over the past week, there’s been a flurry of activity on the interwebs about who the UK entry might be, … More

So in the end, it all comes down to this. 26 songs. One amazing interval act. And Madonna. I’ve already … More

I’ve been warming to Michael Rice throughout Eurovision season. I mean, his song is the type of Christmas season treacle … More

So while I’ve been writing about the fake empowerment feminism of Eurovision songs, I’ve been asked when I’d get around … More

So RUV finally put up all their videos from Songvakeppnin so I can catch up, and yet, somehow, the only … More

While there was some heartbreak on Saturday, it wasn’t absolute devastation. First, Iceland did the right thing and voted for … More