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San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro
Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More
Austria – Halo by Lum!x featuring Pia Maria
We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More
Moldova – Trenuleţul by Zdob şi Zdub
MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More
Ukraine – Stefania by Kalush Orchestra
Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More
Slovenia – Disko by LPS
LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More
Latvia – Eat Your Salad – Citi Zeni
I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More
Albania: Sekret by Ronela Hajati
Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More
Songs of the Summer – F3M’s In the Sauna
We’re doing a roundup of the Songs of the Summer that are being released by Eurovision artists. And one that … More
A List of Reasons I Should Hate Armenia’s Entry (because I inexplicably LOVE it)
When I watched the playback of entries from Depi Evratesil on Saturday night, I was not impressed by Athena Manoukian’s … More