Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More

Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More

LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More

I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More

Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati … More

We’re doing a roundup of the Songs of the Summer that are being released by Eurovision artists. And one that … More

When I watched the playback of entries from Depi Evratesil on Saturday night, I was not impressed by Athena Manoukian’s … More