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Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first…

banger, czech republic, czechia, lights off, we are domi

Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house,…

banger, cornelia jakobs, hold me closer, sweden, why am i sobbing

Belgium – Miss You by Jeremie Makiese

The song: Okay The vocal: JURY WINNER Jeremie Makiese could be singing me the Belgian train timetables and with a…

ballad, beautiful voice meh song, belgium, jeremie makiese, miss you, surprise sisqo

Montenegro – Breathe by Vladana

TOO SOON, Montenegro. TOO SOON. Especially because COVID’s not over. We’re going to be sitting in the arena in Turin…

breathe, It’s a montenegno, montenegro, please not a COVID song, seriously it’s not over yet why do we have a COVID song, vladana

Poland – River by Ochman

Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher…

gorgeous, more of this please, ochman, poland, river, sadboi banger if that’s even possible

Romania – Llamame by WRS

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well,…

baila baila, banger, llamame, ola mi bebebe, romania, wrs

Estonia – Hope by Stefan

YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to…

deep voice, estonia, i mean it’s probably toxic masculinity but i don’t care, stefan, yee haw

North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea

Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia…

andrea, circles, kinda goes in circles, meh, north macedonia

Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally…

banger, Brooke, glowup, ireland, kissoff, love this so much for her, that’s rich

Cyprus – Ela by Andromache

Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an…

andromache, asmr in ethnic form, cyprus, ela ela, it’s a lewk, not for me, zzzzzzzzzz

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