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Don’t do it, Ireland.

Tomorrow night, Ireland will choose its entrant for Eurovision. Unlike last year, when Brooke’s sass and charm and Primark Chaos…

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Norway – Jone, Ekko Inni Meg

First things first: Credit women artists Yes, Jone, we get that she is an echo in your head. But the…

banger, credit women artists, ekko inni meg, enough of TIX, jone, norway, silke

Norway – Shut Up and what a waste of a good song

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have…

banger, ella, norway, so sorry, waist, what a waste

Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and…

actually autistic, banger, I feel seen, joseph june, lithuania, pabandom is naujo, vacuum

Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is…

death to electroswing, nmgp, norway, prohibition, swing'it
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Estonia – Neon Letters & Maiko – Tokimeki

Let us all raise a glass to one of the veriest bops of the Eurovision season: Tokimeki by Neon Letters…

certified bop, estonia, kawaii, neon letters & mariko, robbed!, tokimeki

Norway – Rasmus Thall, Tresko

Rasmus Thall is DUMB. I mean that as the highest compliment, like when RuPaul calls something stupid. Because Norway doesn’t…

norway, rasmus thrall, so dumb, THAT'S how you write a song, tresko

Lithuania – Ruta Mur So Low

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which…

banger, lithuania, MOAR MOAR MOAR, pabandom is naujo, ruta mur, so low, synth masterpiece

Latvia – Markus Riva Forever

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these…

banger, forever, just send him already, ken doll, Latvia, markus riva, supernova

Norway – Byron Williams Jr. and JOWST – Freaky for the Weekend

One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams…

byron williams jr., disaster bop, freaky for the weekend, jowst, melodi grand prix, norway

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