Tomorrow night, Ireland will choose its entrant for Eurovision. Unlike last year, when Brooke’s sass and charm and Primark Chaos…
Norway – Jone, Ekko Inni Meg
First things first: Credit women artists Yes, Jone, we get that she is an echo in your head. But the…
Norway – Shut Up and what a waste of a good song
We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have…
Why Joseph June’s Vacuum is the song I need
Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and…
Prohibition from Swing’It: The Worst Song of the NF season?
Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is…
Estonia – Neon Letters & Maiko – Tokimeki
Let us all raise a glass to one of the veriest bops of the Eurovision season: Tokimeki by Neon Letters…
Norway – Rasmus Thall, Tresko
Rasmus Thall is DUMB. I mean that as the highest compliment, like when RuPaul calls something stupid. Because Norway doesn’t…
Lithuania – Ruta Mur So Low
One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which…
Latvia – Markus Riva Forever
The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these…
Norway – Byron Williams Jr. and JOWST – Freaky for the Weekend
One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams…