Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first…
Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs
So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house,…
Belgium – Miss You by Jeremie Makiese
The song: Okay The vocal: JURY WINNER Jeremie Makiese could be singing me the Belgian train timetables and with a…
Montenegro – Breathe by Vladana
TOO SOON, Montenegro. TOO SOON. Especially because COVID’s not over. We’re going to be sitting in the arena in Turin…
Poland – River by Ochman
Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher…
Romania – Llamame by WRS
Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well,…
Estonia – Hope by Stefan
YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to…
North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea
Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia…
Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke
There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally…
Cyprus – Ela by Andromache
Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an…