Well, it’s now well past morning, but it’s the day after Eurovision 2019 has ended. I’ve been treating the day…
THE! BIG! FIVE!
So in the end, it all comes down to this. 26 songs. One amazing interval act. And Madonna. I’ve already…
Tonight is the night!!!!
Hi casual Eurovision viewers! You might be saying, “Wow, Eurovision! It’s my favorite night of the year!” But in truth,…
It’s the second half of the Semi 2 preview even though the show has already started!
Picking up literally from the middle of the last post….text only because this train Wifi is AWWWWWFFFFUULLLLL RUSSIA – SERGEY…
Second semifinal preview in drips and drabs!
Hey all! I’m sitting in Ben Gurion airport waiting for a delayed flight which means I’ll likely make it home…
Semifinal 1 – Late Night Takes!
Late night takes! (Not to be confused with Kjethu Tokes!) I’m so tired and am reeling from the events of…
SEMIFINAL ONE ROUNDUP! (Not like it’s late or anything!)
Hello Eurovision fans and those of you who aren’t Eurovision fans but know me socially and feel obligated to pretend…
Aaaaaugh!
So many things to be doing and this weekend I was doing some of them and for some reason that…
Beard bracket 7: Serhat vs. Miki
Man, here is another tough matchup! The world’s sexiest dentist versus the world’s sexiest frat boy! Who will prevail? Serhat…
Beard bracket 6: Conan vs. Sergey
Conan: I really don’t see how anyone can beat Conan Osiris. Usually, his beard looks like this: (taken from the…