Oh, Laura Rizzotto. We saw the black lace performance of this song on Tuesday night, and it failed to go through. I don’t think adding a red dress will change much. Which is a shame, because you and your song are lovely.
However, maybe the upcoming NQ result will make Latvia rethink its Supernova show and bring back the Riga Beaver.
TWITTER JOKES YOU SHOULDN’T BOTHER MAKING BECAUSE THEY’VE ALREADY BEEN DONE BETTER BY THE EUROFANDOM: No one makes jokes about funny girls. They just subject those girls to unwarranted levels of misogynistic abuse on the internet. (That’s to note if you say anything like an ironic, “Oh, I didn’t know women could be funny” you should expect to be punched in the dick by all the boys from AWS.)
SHOULD YOU TAKE A PEE BREAK DURING HIS PERFORMANCE: Sigh. I hate to say it, but you’ll get the same impact from watching the music video. So pee without fear if you need to.