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Finland: Käärijä and Cha Cha Cha

Is Käärijä review-proof? I mean, this is a man whose music reflects his mantra of “It’s Crazy. It’s Party.” And…

Romania – Theodor Andrei and D.G.T.

I think we’ve established by now that, by Eurovision standards, I am an old, withered crone, a husk of a…

choices were made, d.g.t., he's only 18, romania, theodor andrei

Estonia: Alika and Bridges

First of all, i have to like Bridges. It’s the one Eurovision song this year in which I make an…

alika, ballad, big voice, bridges, estonia, jury bait, look i like it

Netherlands: Mia and Dion and Burning Daylight

Duncan Laurence’s Arcade is a Eurovision winner I just did not get. It was 2019; I was living in a…

ballad I actually like, banger, burning daylight, dion cooper, duncan laurence, mia nicolai, soaring, the netherlands, will make me cry in the arena

Denmark: Reiley and Breaking My Heart

I used to think that Denmark, one of the happiest nations in the world, had so little angst that it…

a bop, breaking my heart, denmark, for the kids, reiley, rest of world influence

Czechia: Vesna and My Sister’s Crown

OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s…

czechia, eurovision hates nuance, feminism, identity, intersectionality, my sister's crown, sisterhood, vesna

Italy: Marco Mengoni and Due Vite

OOOF. I could go into a long blog post here about Sanremo and how the Italian music industry is doing…

ballad, due vite, i get why YOU like it, italy, manufactured feeling, marco mengoni, not essential, petty bish

Slovenia: Joker Out and Carpe Diem

So yesterday, Euronista Twitter had a bit of a meltdown after reading a BBC news article by a BBC music…

carpe diem, joker out, music industry misogyny, rock, slovenia, teen girls, weaponized cuteness

France: La Zarra and Evidement

Ooh la la! I associate France with chansons (Patricia Kass, Barbara) or aburdist comedy (Sebastien Tellier, Les Fatals Picards, Twin…

banger, disco beat, evidemment, france, gender performativity, i would call her mother, la zarra, monika liu is smiling

Serbia: Luke Black and Samo Mi Se Spava

I woke up with a migraine this morning, and while the pain is largely gone, I’m now in the stage…

konstrakta chose well, luke black, moar pls, samo mi se spava, serbia, the best kind of pretentious, tumblr grows up

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