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Luxembourg – Tali – Fighter

Luxembourg is BACK, baby! After 31 years of absence from the contest, they’ve returned with the song Fighter by Tali. … More

banger-ish, fighter, luxembourg, okay, tali

Sweden – Marcus and Martinus – Unforgettable

Let’s get one thing clear at the start: Marcus and Martinus are 22 years old. Old enough to legally drink … More

banger, bleeps and bloops, marcus and martinus, nice boys, so good, sweden, total package, unforgettable

Malta – Sarah Bonnici – Loop

Look, it wouldn’t be a modern Eurovision contest without a girlbop, okay? By “girlbop,” I mean: According to my calculations, … More

banger, i love it, loop, malta, Sarah bonnici, slut bop, what is in this song crack?

United Kingdom – Olly Alexander – Dizzy

Did the BBC overhype Olly Alexander’s song before its release? Yes, they probably did. Does that mean it’s a bad … More

banger, bop, Danny Harle, Dizzy, it's good, Olly Alexander, Pet Shop Boys

Czechia – Aiko – Pedestal

In December of 2023, Czechia held its National Final at, what the host assured us, was the legendary Roxy Club … More

aiko, angry woman I love it, banger, breakup, czechia, feminism, fuck you, nooooooo revamp, pedestal, whhhhyyyyyyy

Italy – La Noia – Angelina Mango

For the first time since 2016, Italy is sending a solo woman to Eurovision!* After 25 or so hours of … More

ace wilder, Angelina mango, annalisa, banger, dardust, italy, La noia, madame, mahmood, ricchi e poveri

Latvia – Dons – Hollow

I’ve been to Latvia twice – once to attend the taping of a Supernova final – and once to see … More

ballad, cheer up bro, dons, hollow, Latvia, leave me hollow, meh, sadboi

Georgia – Nutsa Buzaladze – Firefighter

Look, Nutsa Buzaladze has been working hard to pursue her pop girlie dream, and I respect her hustle. She’s competed … More

banger, but those lyrics, firefighter, georgia, Nutsa buzaladaze, pop girlie

Germany – Isaak – Always on the Run

Germany is getting a lot of undeserved stick this year. Sure, when I watched their National Final, I thought that … More

always on the run, banger-ish, big five, germany, ich kundige, isaak, middle of the road, radio friendly

Why I Won’t Be Covering Eden Golan’s Hurricane

Hey everyone: Like many other fan sites, we will not be covering the Israeli entry this year. My site is … More

2024, Eden golan, hurricane

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