Luxembourg – Tali – Fighter

Luxembourg is BACK, baby! After 31 years of absence from the contest, they’ve returned with the song Fighter by Tali. … More

Sweden – Marcus and Martinus – Unforgettable

Let’s get one thing clear at the start: Marcus and Martinus are 22 years old. Old enough to legally drink … More

Malta – Sarah Bonnici – Loop

Look, it wouldn’t be a modern Eurovision contest without a girlbop, okay? By “girlbop,” I mean: According to my calculations, … More

United Kingdom – Olly Alexander – Dizzy

Did the BBC overhype Olly Alexander’s song before its release? Yes, they probably did. Does that mean it’s a bad … More

Czechia – Aiko – Pedestal

In December of 2023, Czechia held its National Final at, what the host assured us, was the legendary Roxy Club … More

Italy – La Noia – Angelina Mango

For the first time since 2016, Italy is sending a solo woman to Eurovision!* After 25 or so hours of … More

Latvia – Dons – Hollow

I’ve been to Latvia twice – once to attend the taping of a Supernova final – and once to see … More

Georgia – Nutsa Buzaladze – Firefighter

Look, Nutsa Buzaladze has been working hard to pursue her pop girlie dream, and I respect her hustle. She’s competed … More

Germany – Isaak – Always on the Run

Germany is getting a lot of undeserved stick this year. Sure, when I watched their National Final, I thought that … More

Why I Won’t Be Covering Eden Golan’s Hurricane

Hey everyone: Like many other fan sites, we will not be covering the Israeli entry this year. My site is … More