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France – Slimane – Mon Amour

France came out of the gate early this year for Eurovision 2024, and they are IN IT to WIN IT. … More

ballad, boys with emotions, chanson, france, mon amour, slimane, those lyrics, what a voice

Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More

everything

United Kingdom – Mae Muller and I Wrote A Song

I write a lot about the political and social significance of Eurovision, but ultimately, it’s a song contest. And sometimes … More

banger, cheeky nandos, fun, i wrote a song, mae muller, united kingdom

Ukraine – Tvorchi, Heart of Steel

First of all, I feel like I need to preface this by noting that the war in Ukraine is bad, … More

drama, gothic, tvorchi, ukraine, why aren't more people talking about this?

Spain: Blanca Paloma and EAEA

Edited to add: Since posting this, a lot of people have noted that the song is written from the point … More

blanca paloma, ea ea, flamenco, spain, what a voice, women and mothers are not the same

Italy: Marco Mengoni and Due Vite

OOOF. I could go into a long blog post here about Sanremo and how the Italian music industry is doing … More

ballad, due vite, i get why YOU like it, italy, manufactured feeling, marco mengoni, not essential, petty bish

France: La Zarra and Evidement

Ooh la la! I associate France with chansons (Patricia Kass, Barbara) or aburdist comedy (Sebastien Tellier, Les Fatals Picards, Twin … More

banger, disco beat, evidemment, france, gender performativity, i would call her mother, la zarra, monika liu is smiling

Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE

Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More

Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco

THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More

art, blanco, brividi, i can't gush about this enough, mahmood, poetry, tears, THIS is how you sadboi

France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

banger, better than your celtic tattoo, breton, france, fulenn, play this at your next orgy

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