France came out of the gate early this year for Eurovision 2024, and they are IN IT to WIN IT. … More
Category: big five
Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More
United Kingdom – Mae Muller and I Wrote A Song
I write a lot about the political and social significance of Eurovision, but ultimately, it’s a song contest. And sometimes … More
Ukraine – Tvorchi, Heart of Steel
First of all, I feel like I need to preface this by noting that the war in Ukraine is bad, … More
Spain: Blanca Paloma and EAEA
Edited to add: Since posting this, a lot of people have noted that the song is written from the point … More
Italy: Marco Mengoni and Due Vite
OOOF. I could go into a long blog post here about Sanremo and how the Italian music industry is doing … More
France: La Zarra and Evidement
Ooh la la! I associate France with chansons (Patricia Kass, Barbara) or aburdist comedy (Sebastien Tellier, Les Fatals Picards, Twin … More
Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE
Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More
Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco
THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More
France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez
2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More
