Norway – Rasmus Thall, Tresko

Rasmus Thall is DUMB. I mean that as the highest compliment, like when RuPaul calls something stupid. Because Norway doesn’t … More

Lithuania – Ruta Mur So Low

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which … More

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More

One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams … More

So I’ve been in kind of a slump this Eurovision season. Ukraine’s National Final was (for obvious reasons) more somber … More