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Category: eurovision 2024

Lithuania – Silvester Belt – Luktelk

With my critic’s hat on, I can point to many songs which are worthy winners of Eurovision 2024 for doing … More

banger, I am incoherently in love, is this hyperbole I don't care it is so good, lithuania, luktelk, my number one, silvester belt, this is a perfect pop song

Iceland – Hera Bjork – Scared of Heights

2024 was a strong year for Songvakeppnin. There was the cool Scandi electropop of Blankifur, the sing-songy rap of Sunny, … More

banger, Hera bjork, i love this, iceland, no I don't know why either, scared of heights, semifinal 1

France – Slimane – Mon Amour (Meya Rework)

I’ve already written about Slimane and Mon Amour here, and I have a ton of other reviews to get out … More

banger version, france, mon amour, slimane, why can't he perform this

Albania – Besa – Well…

Okay, this is going to be a long post, but I need you to stick with me here Back in … More

albania, besa, just no, meh, mess, n, titan, zemren n'dore

Luxembourg – Tali – Fighter

Luxembourg is BACK, baby! After 31 years of absence from the contest, they’ve returned with the song Fighter by Tali. … More

banger-ish, fighter, luxembourg, okay, tali

Sweden – Marcus and Martinus – Unforgettable

Let’s get one thing clear at the start: Marcus and Martinus are 22 years old. Old enough to legally drink … More

banger, bleeps and bloops, marcus and martinus, nice boys, so good, sweden, total package, unforgettable

Malta – Sarah Bonnici – Loop

Look, it wouldn’t be a modern Eurovision contest without a girlbop, okay? By “girlbop,” I mean: According to my calculations, … More

banger, i love it, loop, malta, Sarah bonnici, slut bop, what is in this song crack?

United Kingdom – Olly Alexander – Dizzy

Did the BBC overhype Olly Alexander’s song before its release? Yes, they probably did. Does that mean it’s a bad … More

banger, bop, Danny Harle, Dizzy, it's good, Olly Alexander, Pet Shop Boys

Czechia – Aiko – Pedestal

In December of 2023, Czechia held its National Final at, what the host assured us, was the legendary Roxy Club … More

aiko, angry woman I love it, banger, breakup, czechia, feminism, fuck you, nooooooo revamp, pedestal, whhhhyyyyyyy

Italy – La Noia – Angelina Mango

For the first time since 2016, Italy is sending a solo woman to Eurovision!* After 25 or so hours of … More

ace wilder, Angelina mango, annalisa, banger, dardust, italy, La noia, madame, mahmood, ricchi e poveri

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