Eva and Ewa, You Will Always Be Famous

Look, I’m not Swedish. I don’t speak Swedish. And I am very much not the intended target audience for Melodifestivalen, … More

The Late Late Show’s Eurosong was A Gift to Euronistas

Last year, there was a lovely Twitter thread about being Irish: And I thought of this thread when I was … More

In the thankfully now finished brouhaha over Ireland’s Eurovision selection, I noted that the PiL song was not a good … More

Folks, are you ready for the first truly Super Saturday of the season? Five – yes FIVE – countries will … More

Tomorrow night, Ireland will choose its entrant for Eurovision. Unlike last year, when Brooke’s sass and charm and Primark Chaos … More

First things first: Credit women artists Yes, Jone, we get that she is an echo in your head. But the … More

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have … More

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Swing’It is clearly the Worst Song of the national final season because it is … More

Let us all raise a glass to one of the veriest bops of the Eurovision season: Tokimeki by Neon Letters … More