In defense of Tore Petterson

So, last night was Norway’s Melodi Grand Prix Semifinal 2. I think it’s a truth generally acknowledged that there were … More

FIKMAS has come and gone

In a few months, I’ll be stanning Shaj so hard I’ll be considering naming my firstborn after the song, but … More

Well, it’s now well past morning, but it’s the day after Eurovision 2019 has ended. I’ve been treating the day … More

So in the end, it all comes down to this. 26 songs. One amazing interval act. And Madonna. I’ve already … More

Hi casual Eurovision viewers! You might be saying, “Wow, Eurovision! It’s my favorite night of the year!” But in truth, … More

Picking up literally from the middle of the last post….text only because this train Wifi is AWWWWWFFFFUULLLLL RUSSIA – SERGEY … More

Hey all! I’m sitting in Ben Gurion airport waiting for a delayed flight which means I’ll likely make it home … More

Late night takes! (Not to be confused with Kjethu Tokes!) I’m so tired and am reeling from the events of … More

Hello Eurovision fans and those of you who aren’t Eurovision fans but know me socially and feel obligated to pretend … More

Man, here is another tough matchup! The world’s sexiest dentist versus the world’s sexiest frat boy! Who will prevail? Serhat … More