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Norway – Gåte – Ulveham

Why is nobody talking about Norway as potential Eurovision winners? Okay, yes, I know that it’s: This is not our…

banger, Gåte, joy, metal, norway, oh so good, ulveham

Armenia – Ladaniva – Jako

I love Ladaniva’s Jako! It’s fun. It’s joyous. It’s designed to get everyone dancing and singing along. And it’s got…

armenia, banger, dance dance revolution, feminist, fun, jako, joyous, ladaniva, reminds me of a Bollywood film

Austria – Kaleen – We Will Rave

90s nostalgia is hot right now, and as someone who lived through the 1990s, that’s not always a good thing.…

austria, banger, it's good don't overanalyze it, kaleen, techno, the 90s are back baybee, we will rave

Moldova – Natalia Barbu – In The Middle

Where does Natalia Barbu’s song fit in my rankings this year? Right In The Middle! Okay, okay. I’m sorry. Now…

In The Middle, juste kraujelyte, meh, moldova, natalia barbu, need more fun, not my thing, other people will like it, why aren't you telling the story!

Belgium – Mustii – Before the Party’s Over

Do Belgium send bad songs to Eurovision? They don’t. For a small country, they have great taste. They’ve continued the…

ballad-ish, banger-ish, before the party's over, belgium, between glam and glum, it's gonna qualify y'all, mustii, press conference in the club

Lithuania – Silvester Belt – Luktelk

With my critic’s hat on, I can point to many songs which are worthy winners of Eurovision 2024 for doing…

banger, I am incoherently in love, is this hyperbole I don't care it is so good, lithuania, luktelk, my number one, silvester belt, this is a perfect pop song

Iceland – Hera Bjork – Scared of Heights

2024 was a strong year for Songvakeppnin. There was the cool Scandi electropop of Blankifur, the sing-songy rap of Sunny,…

banger, Hera bjork, i love this, iceland, no I don't know why either, scared of heights, semifinal 1

France – Slimane – Mon Amour (Meya Rework)

I’ve already written about Slimane and Mon Amour here, and I have a ton of other reviews to get out…

banger version, france, mon amour, slimane, why can't he perform this

Albania – Besa – Well…

Okay, this is going to be a long post, but I need you to stick with me here Back in…

albania, besa, just no, meh, mess, n, titan, zemren n'dore

Luxembourg – Tali – Fighter

Luxembourg is BACK, baby! After 31 years of absence from the contest, they’ve returned with the song Fighter by Tali.…

banger-ish, fighter, luxembourg, okay, tali

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