Czechia – Aiko – Pedestal

In December of 2023, Czechia held its National Final at, what the host assured us, was the legendary Roxy Club … More

Czechia: Vesna and My Sister’s Crown

OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s … More

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

I should like All the Blood. It’s a song by a group with a ridiculous name – We Are Poop … More

Remember a couple of weeks ago, when we were all laughing at the number of Fuego clones in Eurovision? Well, … More

Mikolas Josef has released a new song, y’all. And it very much emphatically should not work: He’s still ripping off … More

So yesterday, the fantastic news came forth that Lake Malawi will be representing the Czech Republic (Czechia? Who knows?) in … More

Guys, guys, guys I cannot stop listening to this song. How did Lake Malawi manage to crystallize three minutes of … More