So Destination Eurovision has ended its first heat, and while Passio did not make it through to the finals, it gave us our first true crazypants Eurovision entry of the season:
Thank you, Battista Acquaviva, for having the best name. And the most vacant look. And the least enthusiastic backup dancers. And that overblown backing track. And the confetti at the end. You showed up with a Eurovision classic, and for that we say Merci.