Azerbaijan – Chingiz is at it again

CHINGIZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING

To recap:
– Chingiz released an absolute slap-dilly-docious banger of a song with Truth. It was fun and bouncy and everything we needed in a year of broody man ballads.

– A few weeks ago, Chingiz wanted to remind all of us that he was a serious musician,so he recorded an acoustic version

– And now, because that acoustic version had a bit of a beat, Chingiz has decided to put the final nail in the coffin of a good song by releasing this absolute dirge of a cover:

Chingiz is being so serious he couldn’t even afford to use any colour!

Look, Chingiz,I get it. You’re doing some premarketing with the juries by showing them that you can actually sing, even though you are performing a fast song.

But if you’re going to do that,maybe don’t feature a solo from someone who absolutely kills it AND ISN’T YOU.

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(Namely this guy!)

Your hazy ethno improv after that is just lackluster in comparison.

Stop trying to be Duncan Lawrence. We love your banger. We need more bangers. And if you slow this song down any more, it will literally be dead, like no pulse, calling it, stopping the defibrillator dead.

Or, to put it in terms you might understand, we know you can sing so shut up about it.

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