Spain: Blanca Paloma and EAEA

Edited to add: Since posting this, a lot of people have noted that the song is written from the point … More

San Marino: Piqued Jacks and Like An Animal

Jesus. What can I say about Piqued Jacks? I mean, it’s not their fault that I have to link to … More

Iceland has sent some of my favourite ever acts to the competition: Hatari, Dadi Freyr, Silvia Night. But Dilja’s Power … More

Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when … More

Moldova is the party song capital of Europe. They’ve given us Sunstroke Project, Zdob si Zdub, and Do Re Dos. … More

Is Käärijä review-proof? I mean, this is a man whose music reflects his mantra of “It’s Crazy. It’s Party.” And … More

I think we’ve established by now that, by Eurovision standards, I am an old, withered crone, a husk of a … More

First of all, i have to like Bridges. It’s the one Eurovision song this year in which I make an … More

Duncan Laurence’s Arcade is a Eurovision winner I just did not get. It was 2019; I was living in a … More

I used to think that Denmark, one of the happiest nations in the world, had so little angst that it … More