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Croatia – Baby Lasagna – Rim Tim Tagi Dim

People love Baby Lasanga. Rim Tim Tagi Dim landslided the Croatian national final. He’s been near the top of the … More

baby lasagna, banger, croatia, nice boy, Rim Tim Tagi Dim, winner?

Cyprus – Silia Kapsis – Liar

I keep thinking I’ve reviewed Liar already but it turns out I’ve just talked about it A LOT with people. … More

banger-ish, cyprus, girlbop, liar, pop girlie but literal girl, safeguarding, Silia kapsis

Moldova – Natalia Barbu – In The Middle

Where does Natalia Barbu’s song fit in my rankings this year? Right In The Middle! Okay, okay. I’m sorry. Now … More

In The Middle, juste kraujelyte, meh, moldova, natalia barbu, need more fun, not my thing, other people will like it, why aren't you telling the story!

Lithuania – Silvester Belt – Luktelk

With my critic’s hat on, I can point to many songs which are worthy winners of Eurovision 2024 for doing … More

banger, I am incoherently in love, is this hyperbole I don't care it is so good, lithuania, luktelk, my number one, silvester belt, this is a perfect pop song

Iceland – Hera Bjork – Scared of Heights

2024 was a strong year for Songvakeppnin. There was the cool Scandi electropop of Blankifur, the sing-songy rap of Sunny, … More

banger, Hera bjork, i love this, iceland, no I don't know why either, scared of heights, semifinal 1

Luxembourg – Tali – Fighter

Luxembourg is BACK, baby! After 31 years of absence from the contest, they’ve returned with the song Fighter by Tali. … More

banger-ish, fighter, luxembourg, okay, tali

Sweden – Marcus and Martinus – Unforgettable

Let’s get one thing clear at the start: Marcus and Martinus are 22 years old. Old enough to legally drink … More

banger, bleeps and bloops, marcus and martinus, nice boys, so good, sweden, total package, unforgettable

Semifinal One: What did we learn?

So Semifinal One has just ended and I have takes as HOT as the pyro curtain used by La Zarra: … More

hot take, semi 1

Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More

everything

Moldova: Pasha Parfeni and Soarele şi Luna

Moldova is the party song capital of Europe. They’ve given us Sunstroke Project, Zdob si Zdub, and Do Re Dos. … More

banger, fix the staging, moldova, pasha parfeni, soarele si luna, what a mess

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