Why is nobody talking about Norway as potential Eurovision winners? Okay, yes, I know that it’s: This is not our … More
Category: semifinal 2
Armenia – Ladaniva – Jako
I love Ladaniva’s Jako! It’s fun. It’s joyous. It’s designed to get everyone dancing and singing along. And it’s got … More
Austria – Kaleen – We Will Rave
90s nostalgia is hot right now, and as someone who lived through the 1990s, that’s not always a good thing. … More
Belgium – Mustii – Before the Party’s Over
Do Belgium send bad songs to Eurovision? They don’t. For a small country, they have great taste. They’ve continued the … More
Albania – Besa – Well…
Okay, this is going to be a long post, but I need you to stick with me here Back in … More
Malta – Sarah Bonnici – Loop
Look, it wouldn’t be a modern Eurovision contest without a girlbop, okay? By “girlbop,” I mean: According to my calculations, … More
Czechia – Aiko – Pedestal
In December of 2023, Czechia held its National Final at, what the host assured us, was the legendary Roxy Club … More
Latvia – Dons – Hollow
I’ve been to Latvia twice – once to attend the taping of a Supernova final – and once to see … More
Georgia – Nutsa Buzaladze – Firefighter
Look, Nutsa Buzaladze has been working hard to pursue her pop girlie dream, and I respect her hustle. She’s competed … More
Semifinal 2: Late night thoughts
So what did we learn from Semifinal 2? Unlike Noah’s ark, Eurovision has a ‘one in’ policy Two sadboi balladeers? … More
