I keep forgetting that Australia is in this year’s contest, and I don’t know why! Australia is sending Electric Fields,…
Poland – Luna – The Tower
When I was at Eurovision in Concert, amongst my people, I asked everyone what their favourites were this year. A…
Ukraine – alyona alyona & Jerry Heil – Teresa & Maria
Look, war or not, Ukraine is a Eurovision powerhouse. In their twenty or so years of participating in the contest,…
Portugal – Iolanda – Grito
Portugal is a vibe. Even when their songs are angsty, like Iolanda’s entry this year, they still manage to convey…
Ireland – Bambie Thug – Doomsday Blue
Loreen’s win from last year is still, somehow, being contested by many in the Eurofandom. I like Tattoo. I think…
Serbia – Teya Dora – Ramonda
Serbia is going second in the running order in Semifinal 1, which is usually seen as the death slot –…
Denmark – SABA – Sand
I used to believe that Denmark was bad at Eurovision because it regularly ranked as the happiest country on earth.…
Croatia – Baby Lasagna – Rim Tim Tagi Dim
People love Baby Lasanga. Rim Tim Tagi Dim landslided the Croatian national final. He’s been near the top of the…
Slovenia – Raiven – Veronika
One of the joys of Eurovision 2024 is having songs that play with the conventional notions of song structure. Some,…
Cyprus – Silia Kapsis – Liar
I keep thinking I’ve reviewed Liar already but it turns out I’ve just talked about it A LOT with people.…
