This past weekend was the annual spectacle of bad taste and worse fashion known as the Eurovision Song Contest. Now,…
A Final Message for the Haters (and Hate Watchers)
It’s Eurovision final day, the culmination of months and months of hard work and training for artists, or, as many…
Semifinal 2: Late night thoughts
So what did we learn from Semifinal 2? Unlike Noah’s ark, Eurovision has a ‘one in’ policy Two sadboi balladeers?…
Semifinal One: What did we learn?
So Semifinal One has just ended and I have takes as HOT as the pyro curtain used by La Zarra:…
Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide…
Belgium – Gustaph and Because of You
First of all, let me tell you why you’ll love Gustaph’s Because of You. It is a Grade A certified…
United Kingdom – Mae Muller and I Wrote A Song
I write a lot about the political and social significance of Eurovision, but ultimately, it’s a song contest. And sometimes…
Eurovision in Concert: What did we learn?
I’m on an endless series of trains across the continent to get to London Eurovision Party, and I’ve got a…
Germany: Lord of the Lost and Blood and Glitter
Germany, THANK YOU. This year’s German selection had a wildcard finalist who was basically a shock-jock bringing a joke song.…
Greece: Victor Vernicos and What They Say
So, first of all, let’s make it clear that the title of Victor Vernicos’s song is What They Say and…
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