The Late Late Show’s Eurosong was A Gift to Euronistas

Last year, there was a lovely Twitter thread about being Irish: And I thought of this thread when I was … More

Alen Chicco and the art of a Eurovison song

In the thankfully now finished brouhaha over Ireland’s Eurovision selection, I noted that the PiL song was not a good … More

First things first: Credit women artists Yes, Jone, we get that she is an echo in your head. But the … More

We all know the unhinged reasons why I hate Swing’It’s Prohibition. But for many Eurofans, these Great Gatsby wannabes have … More

Today has not been a good day. My executive dysfunction, which I normally manage through a series of tricks and … More

One of the absolute joys of National Final season is idly browsing qualifying songs and then hitting upon something which … More

The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More