The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these … More
Author: Dude Points
Norway – Byron Williams Jr. and JOWST – Freaky for the Weekend
One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams … More
11 Reasons Why I LOVED Eurosong
So I’ve been in kind of a slump this Eurovision season. Ukraine’s National Final was (for obvious reasons) more somber … More
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to … More
TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT – part 1
Tonight! It’s the Eurovision final! And yes, Eurovision watcher, it’s going to be a fun night! But not really! Because … More
Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE
Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from … More
Semifinal 1: SHOW GUIDE for LOCALS
Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created … More
Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco
THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write … More
France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez
2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More
Spain – SloMo by Chanel
THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More
