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Category: eurovision 2023

Czechia: Vesna and My Sister’s Crown

OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s … More

czechia, eurovision hates nuance, feminism, identity, intersectionality, my sister's crown, sisterhood, vesna

Italy: Marco Mengoni and Due Vite

OOOF. I could go into a long blog post here about Sanremo and how the Italian music industry is doing … More

ballad, due vite, i get why YOU like it, italy, manufactured feeling, marco mengoni, not essential, petty bish

Slovenia: Joker Out and Carpe Diem

So yesterday, Euronista Twitter had a bit of a meltdown after reading a BBC news article by a BBC music … More

carpe diem, joker out, music industry misogyny, rock, slovenia, teen girls, weaponized cuteness

France: La Zarra and Evidement

Ooh la la! I associate France with chansons (Patricia Kass, Barbara) or aburdist comedy (Sebastien Tellier, Les Fatals Picards, Twin … More

banger, disco beat, evidemment, france, gender performativity, i would call her mother, la zarra, monika liu is smiling

Serbia: Luke Black and Samo Mi Se Spava

I woke up with a migraine this morning, and while the pain is largely gone, I’m now in the stage … More

konstrakta chose well, luke black, moar pls, samo mi se spava, serbia, the best kind of pretentious, tumblr grows up

Latvia: Sudden Lights and Aija

The great thing about Eurovision 2023 is that there is literally something for everyone. Metal? YUP! Sadbois? YUP! Big-voiced divas? … More

aija, banger-ish, good just not great, Latvia, meh, not my thing sorry, okay, sudden lights

Poland: Blanka and Solo

In 2016, a great injustice took place in Poland.* A young pop girlie named Margaret found a rejected Rihanna b-side, … More

banger, blanka, but not really a banger?, margaret, poland, pop girlie, solo

Norway: Alessandra and Queen of Kings

I was at a party of nerds this weekend, and whenever I asked people about their favourite Eurovision act this … More

alessandra, banger, fantasy novel on the dance floor, game of thrones, norway, queen of kings, SHE DID THAT, video game

Azerbaijan: TuralTuranX and Tell Me More

There’s a lot to like about TuralTuranX’s Tell Me More. The whole thing has a retro-90s jingle jangle guitar quality, … More

azerbaijan, banger somehow, britpop, manic pixie dream boy, tural, turalturanx, turan

Portugual: Mimicat and Ai Coracao

Portugal gonna Portugal. I mean that as a compliment. The entire nation has a vibe that seems to exist out … More

ai coracao, manic pixie dream girl, mimicat, portugal

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