So Eesti Laul’s first semifinal happened last night in the most depressing sports hall ever. Tartu, I know you are … More
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Lithuania – MAN TAIP PATINKA
Yes, yes, I know there are like a million Eurovision entries I haven’t caught up on, and I should really … More
Lithuania – Pusvalanduko (Romantic Edition)
Oh, Vidas. All is forgiven. Earlier this summer, you released a video about festivals that was so basic, it looked … More
Sweden – I Can Jive
Look, sometimes you just want something that’s fun and uncomplicated, like Rolandz. I Can Jive is the epitome of Dad … More
Lithuania – Tu graži
Oooh, yay! A new Vidas Bareikis video! I can’t wait to see what this Lithuanian prankster has come up with … More
Sweden – Loco Notion
PRAISE BE! Just as I thought I was going to spend the rest of the month drowning in mediocre World … More
On the curious case of Samir & Viktor
I was listening to their latest song, the World Cup anthem Put Your Hands Up for Sverige, and I was … More
Estonia – Thousand Words
You know all those people you talk to who are like, “Ugh, there’s no good rock at Eurovision! It’s all … More
Estonia – Wild Unknown Thing
Remember Iiris, from this year’s Eesti Laul? Her lazy rap about wanting to just dance? Well, she’s making good on … More
Because it’s Friday, ya bishes
It’s Friday, and no one captures that Friday feeling better than Ace Wilder. While musicians like Onuka are aspirational (look … More
